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fvkstyles:

When people say they don’t like the “You and I” music video.

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fincher:

idea for new video!!! only cost $2!!!!

set up camera in hotel room
have the boys jerk each other off
to the tune of Strong

please SIGNAL BOOST to Ben Winston

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oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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deodrant:

tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics

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thegreycatsby:

theamericankid:

These are cute.

IS THAT AN OTTER TEXTING A HEDGEHOG

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icantspellmynameright:

magic conch shell should i start my homework

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the conch has spoken

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gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.

“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”

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  • horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell
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180mph:

Me before eating dinner: Itadakimasu!

My mom: Shut the fuck up

My dad: Fucking weeaboo

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even if i fucking hate you i won’t send you anon hate because my parents didn’t raise me in the jungle

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